Artificial- Connotative

Monday 12/8/08
Today was the worst day ever. I woke up and i was absolutely starving. Then I went to school, were my teacher is completely stupid. I had to deal with a bunch of bull crap, and i just didnt feel like it. Our school is for crazy people, and that is exactly who goes here. That is about 90% of the people the other 9% are red necks.The last one percent is people like me, who get to deal with it all.

Tuesday 12/9/08
Dude, today was totally tubular! I woke up to this amazing jam on the radio. Then i put on my brand spankin new kicks, and walked out of the door. when i got to school me and some of my bros took a walk. We got to see all the new little 9th grade twerps. My friend Kyle told me this totally rad joke. Then i went back to my hiz-house.

Wednesday 12/10/08
I woke up at 7:00 am on the dot. I got out of bed and brushed my teeth. Then i washed my falangies and dried them. When i was through with that i brushed my hair 100 times. i then walked to the kitchen and put two peices of wheat toast in the toaster. i took 10 paces to the refriderator to get one large glass of Florida Orange Juice. I drank 10 sips then, i left for school.

Thursday 12/11/09
Today was not a bad day. I did not wake up on time, but I was not early for school. When i got into class there was not to many people there. I had to go to lunch, i didnt not like my sandwhich. When i went back to my new class i there was a test. I dont think that i failed it. When class was over i didnt not have to go home.

Friday 12/21/08
When I walked into class i could tell that the teacher needed my help. These students must drive her crazy, but not I. Everybody loves me, i mean why wouldnt you. One student made a comment and i just snickered at his lack of intellegence, unlike mine. I mean who dosent know how to divide the absolute value of the square root of 154,654 with out using look division. these student are obsured.